Funnily enough, 3.4% is the mortality of COVID.

Wasn’t there a movie or show where someone stopped hearing people because of some brainchip fee he didn’t pay?

As a hairy ass man, whose diarrhea comes out as filtered drinking water, wiping is a chore.

Probably something with "Bear“ and "small“ like BearySmalls or something idk I’m a short and very obese hetero guy - no one would wanna watch me besides a few FFAs whose preferences I cover.

I got that Microsoft Nokia Lumia dock back in the days. It came with 2 thunderbolt 3 USB C to USB C cables. I still use them. They are the best cables I ever owned. I love these cables. They are the best cables in the world. They are so good, they make other cables look like waste products. [Trump mode off] they even are bitter coated.

BUT: I’ve also owned iPhones since the X and the very first cable still looks new despite being the only source of internet my gaming PC has.

Try reading "The Tragon with the Girl Tattoo“

You forget that they are dragons until they grab a quick sheep before taking off.

That hand is either fat, male, both or just an ugly woman lol

Better specs, less loading.

More money = less brain

Improvisieren, adaptieren, überkommen.

And also re-read several pages because that Oxford comma was in the wrong place and therefore interrupted my flow.

My need ass thought this was about F-Zeros Captain Falcon and Xenoagas Jan Sauer…

Ah, because of the ions.

Took me eons.

He knows when I’m awake because he can’t see me anymore.

Jokes on you. He only sees you when you’re sleeping.

But if we save Harambe, no one would have died for us

AdGuard on, baking soda and vinegar on iPhone. 15$ for essentially YouTube premium but it’s a one time purchase

I wanted to divide my work out weighs by 4 so that I have 2 dumbbells with the same weight on both sides. Only after I said “hey, this is not possible” it said “you are correct! This is not possible”

My cat is like “oh, you’re cleaning again? Let me quickly poop in the last one you’re gonna clean so all of them are clean” and he poops in litter box #4

I follow this guy since day 1.

Of Nintendo had him back in 2000, we would definitely have gotten a SM64 GBA version

Charlie Chaplin always needs to be censored.