A note from the Fake News Time writing staff:
PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
10 DAYS OF DARKNESS INCOMING
MELINA FIRST RESPONDER AT FLIGHT 93 CRASH SITE
GREAT AWAKENING ARRIVES
Someone who made a career on Hexbear posting “ironic” reactionary content gets banned for flying too close to the sun?
Getting upset about Melina posts is a skill issue.
Getting banned is a skill issue
bye felicia
You are tearing me apart Lisa!
are ya’ll still mad about the ‘anti-union’ (lol) joke?
I’m pretty sure it has to be funny to qualify as a joke
They just got banned? Wow. I didn’t know that. You are telling me now for the first time. They led an amazing bit. What else can you say. Whether you agreed or not, they were an amazing person who had an amazing bit. I am actually sad to hear that. I am sad to hear that.
Their only crime was not being funny
Obviously they had to be executed
Good riddance tbh. I don’t like to speak ill of fellow hexbears but the bit was just… not good or funny, like at all IMO
yeah, melina was an unfriendly aggravating troll, good riddance.
Doing a bit to deliberately upset others and then laugh at them for being upset is both the dictionary definition of trolling and just inherently mean behaviour. I’m still not sure why other hexbears call that a good thing.
Hexbear is just really irony poisoned as a whole, to where someone doing a triple backflip into being reactionary is praised for the bit when anyone not familiar with it will just see reactionary content. Good riddance.
they were too pure for this f*cked up world…
rest in peace melania trump 😔
If i were melina i would definitely, definitely use an alt account to post a party thread celebrating my ban, or surely join the party. I wonder which one of us they are?
This is pretty much the fate of every other user who got banned for some reason back from the discord days.
bring faer backthen ban them again
You are allowed to not be funny
You are not allowed to deliberately antagonize others.
Should be as simple as that, genuinely amazed with the unprecedented level of cover and excuses they got from admins so consistently. Hopefully there doesn’t become a pattern of continuing to permit antagonistic, harassing users in the desire to promote bits (funny or unfunny)
The trick is to be aggressively unfunny while deliberately antagonizing others; that way criticism of the latter can be passed off as criticism of the former.
let the Melina-jacketing commence
:died-this-morning:
Removed by mod
we’ve lost a legend
we’ll remember you, don’t come back
They posted too close to the sun
Rip in peace
the eventual fate of all powerposters on hexbear is being banned and having to make a new account
Fae might be any one of us
Im Melina actually
I am Spartacus type moment
