• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Carpet cleaner: You know about the baby owl?

    Resident: No, but I’m glad you found it instead of me. Clean that, too.

    Carpet cleaner: Ok, I put it out the back door.

    Resident: Now everyone gets a merry Christmas!

    Baby owl: Dies