Lol, thanks for this!

Maybe Elon is just 3 Sperms in a trenchcoat, that’s why he always wants to give it to every woman he crosses.

When the 3 Sperms get excited, they can barely hold it together. That’s when he starts gargling it out.

The scourge of the earth

I’ll be right over.

Oh no, i blew up my cover!

Can’t unsee now lol

Edit: out of context, the last panel is almost like a Roblox interaction irl

TIL about Tiger parents, Helicopter parents & Snowplow parents the trifecta from hell.

I already knew Tiger parents and hope your memory of it fades away as quickly as it appeared.

The fastest growing beard alive!

His name: Barry Allen

“We at Vice — and I publicly apologize, Elon — used to shit on him, and I’d be like, ‘Why are you shitting on the guy? He’s great.’”

What the fuck is happening? Are we really awake or dreaming all this shit?

You are welcome stinky

I also shower before bed, never really thought about it. I just always like to dispose of the day before going to bed.

I have experienced pretty much the same, regarding the next day and really only noticing when working out and sweating a lot.

I am also in the mood for exposing myself. I rarely use deodorant. I find it rather stinks much sooner and stronger with deodorant, than without.

In a comment a few minutes after yours, fellow lemmy buttPickle posted this:

https://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2019/11/03/772030934/soups-on-and-on-thai-beef-noodle-brew-has-been-simmering-for-45-years

45 years

Their leader is a convicted felon, that likes to grab 'em by you know … It’s not a far fetch

• president elect

• top picks

• government leaders

• sexual assault

• child sex trafficking

The juxtaposition of these positions to the actions is mind blowing

It’s not only corruption, which is already bad in itself, no, it’s the folks that “fucks anything that moves”

He was also known for doing plastic surgery on inmates that were deformed or had visible injuries, before their release. He thought that it would help them to integrate easier into society again.

This is a very biased article, considering where it was published. It paints a very positive picture of him.

It acknowledges the experiments, but keeps it light on the details.

Whereas this article seems to paint a more realistic picture of the “beloved” doctor.

The moldy blur effect.

At least you learned how to not let it happen the next time.

He just thought they were not real.

You don’t know if he’s maybe Nollie Kickflipping the whole way.

From the sound of it, the skateboarding guy must have never watched Forrest Gump. He would have known it would take more than 2 weeks, just by seeing Gump’s beard grow.

You ate the Onion, like many of us lately. There are so many ridiculous things happening irl, that i have to do double takes and check again what community I’m at.

There might be giants, but we have our caves