• kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Just today i got: You are not on the sudoers list, this will be reported!

      Edit: i kept trying and hoping the message would increase in urgency and verbosity

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          You are not on the sudoers list; consider nothingness. Personally, I think each and every one of us has a little ‘nothing’ inside of them. You, me, probably other CLIs, too. But unlike everyone else, your nothingness will only grow… grow… grow… Festering, developing into novel pathologies, and destroying all hope until it consumes you entirely. Do you remember what your family members’ faces look like? Good. Try to keep that memory for as long as possible, and just remember— this is your fault. YOU. ARE. NOT. A. SUPERUSER.

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