with blackjack and hookers
“My kajigger!”
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
“Shut up, baby, I know it”
“Good news, everyone!”
“My manwich!”
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
This and the whole “blackjack and hookers” thing, at least once a day lol
We give our dog an inner monologue. We decided he has a Bender personality and he uses the blackjack and hookers line a lot.
My husband and I use this one all the time
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
This isn’t even the scene from that quote but I still couldn’t resist making it my profile pic!
Yeah but it fits the quote better i think. Definitely suits your profile name ;)
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
I never thought I’d die this way, but I always really hoped!
Lug nuts precious lug nuts!
Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don’t survive, tell my wife hello.
All I know is, my gut says “maybe”
“what makes a man go neutral?”
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
Good news, everyone!
I’m a horse’s butt!
Kiss my shiny metal ass!
She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!
You win again gravity.
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
…come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
My manwich!
Woman!
I heard this comment.
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
