Zuck’s “How do you do, fellow kids?” Didn’t work when he was in college either, that’s why Facebook is his avenue of human interaction.
I strongly doubt most people are aware of anything about this
There is not enough money on Earth to make him look or be better. Even sealing him in a lead box, filled with liquid lead won’t help. Still horrific.
lead box, filled with liquid lead
I disagree and demand to be proven wrong.
Yeah for real, I would like this.
Having a midlife crisis and suddenly dressing like you’re really into the world’s shittiest rap-rock band generally doesn’t endear you with the public. Especially not when you’re laying people off by the tens of thousands.
Lol, get prettier, or maybe dont be a cunt or something
His mega yacht tracker https://www.vesselfinder.com/vessels/details/9857511
Pair this with Elon Musk’s jet tracker.
He still has a punchable face
From TFA:
So, while Zuck may be playing the part of the cool guy, Americans haven’t been fooled by his gold chains or musical ambitions, it seems.
Yet they’ve been fooled by a fat orange fascist buffoon. Go figure…
31% of Americans voted for Trump. And less than half of American voters voted for him.
The reason we have this geriatric Hitler in power is due to corruption. It’s not the American people as a whole being fooled, it’s the American people as a whole being oppressed.
There is no way to make zuckbot likable.
I can think of a few ways.
I’d need him to sign a waiver, though.
I don’t think a PR blitz is going to change many peoples mind about snuggling up to a giant piece of shit. A turd is a turd.
‘you can’t put lipstick on a pig’ - some guy with a bigger inauguration crowd than both of trump’s.
But maybe it made him happier? He seems happier. All he needed was a bit of sunshine and some exercise.
He’s still a billionaire, which means he’s an evil wage thief. Fuck his happiness.
And a few billion dollars and a seat at the table of the US government
Zuck, the Cartman of tech
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