As a janitor, my expert opinion is that public bathrooms should be banned altogether.
Every fucking Monday, I come to work and people have sprayed diarrhea fucking everywhere except in the god damn toilet.
Every fucking week, someone breaks a seat because they seem to actually stand on the ring and hover their asses over the toilet when they shit.
Just please, don’t use public toilets. Why can’t you just think ahead and shit at home before you go out?
Counterpoint, bathroom cops who inspect the toilet after you and if you destroyed it you have to go clean it yourself. They also make you wash your hands.
As an urban planner I am of the opinion there is not enough public bathrooms. Nor are there enough janitors. When I become Stalin this meme will be reality “I thought I was gonna write poetry” “get in mines janitorial mech”
Also anyone who throws wet wipes in the toilet is sent to the gulag
There will also be a dedicated toilet for wall-shitters and if you shit on a wall you are only allowed to use that toilet. And when I write “a toilet” I do mean one
I would like to personally apologize for this. I don’t hover, but one time I didnt make it in time and my ass exploded before I could press flesh to porcelain
As a janitor, my expert opinion is that public bathrooms should be banned altogether.
Every fucking Monday, I come to work and people have sprayed diarrhea fucking everywhere except in the god damn toilet. Every fucking week, someone breaks a seat because they seem to actually stand on the ring and hover their asses over the toilet when they shit.
Just please, don’t use public toilets. Why can’t you just think ahead and shit at home before you go out?
Also, stop throwing wet wipes in the toilets.
Counterpoint, bathroom cops who inspect the toilet after you and if you destroyed it you have to go clean it yourself. They also make you wash your hands.
Sounds like something
would make up about the DPRK
I would unironically support handwashing cops
shit, right now
I’m all out cap’n
As an urban planner I am of the opinion there is not enough public bathrooms. Nor are there enough janitors. When I become Stalin this meme will be reality
“I thought I was gonna write poetry” 
“get in
minesjanitorial mech”Also anyone who throws wet wipes in the toilet is sent to the gulag
There will also be a dedicated toilet for wall-shitters and if you shit on a wall you are only allowed to use that toilet. And when I write “a toilet” I do mean one
I would like to personally apologize for this. I don’t hover, but one time I didnt make it in time and my ass exploded before I could press flesh to porcelain