- find and dispatch the progenitor of woke
- create an elevator into hollow earth from Santa’s Workshop (hyperborea theorized by @BasedHitlerGroypMaster [Secretary of State] to be in the core)
- disprove the germ theory of disease once and for all (can’t see it)
- new crime: politics in video games. punishable by death (entire dev team)
- find the two individuals in that high school football kiss retvrn image that chuds keep posting and give them a medal of honor
- new initiatives for fetuses
- dewoke the sleep cycle
- elon (bad k batch) to be interned in the tomb of the unknown soldier
- rescreen 1950s ads
- drone strike hawaii (woke governor)
- review biased anti-phrenological crusade against lobotomies
- find a way to initiate the whites-only rapture
find a way to initiate the whites-only rapture
Pretty sure this is literally just Christian Zionism
find a way to initiate the whites-only rapture
Anti-accelerationists are getting reeeeeaaaaaaallllllyyyyy quiet
The method they’ll choose is just genociding brown people, since obviously the problem was just that they didn’t go far enough last time
put that dang lathe down please
find the two individuals in that high school football kiss retvrn image that chuds keep posting and give them a medal of honor
I’ll regret this, but hwat?
CW: Incel shit, misogyny, doomerism, ableism, and I’m probably forgetting a few (I too, regret knowing what this is):
Also have some nice cat pics as a pallette cleanser after reading that:
This was absolutely necessary, thank you
find a way to initiate the whites-only rapture
Melanin is too heavy to be lifted by their Lord’s Grace.
