• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    And I’m sure he got 100s (if not 1,000s) of panicked calls from GOP congresspeople to beg President Babybrain not to potentially cause the greatest mid terms catastrophe of all time.

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        I can imagine aides running around trying to stop President Insane.

        “Mr. President, sir - congresspeople are have concerns that the drastic cuts to Social Security and other programs Americans love plus the cuts to farm subsidies could cause… um… significant problems in the midterm.”

        “So?” and he didn’t even turn his head. He’s watching Fox and he’s been waiting 60 fucking seconds and they still haven’t mentioned him so he’s even more irritable than usual.

        The aide quietly turns around and leaves the room. They have a huddle and decide to wait until after he eats lunch. Maybe his mood will be better after he gobbles down three quarter pounders and half a gallon of Diet Coke.