Bird flu? Yea that’s kinda what birds do
No. It doesn’t
Confirmed human case summary since 2024
The year is currently 2025. And the CDC has been ordered by President Trusk not to publish any new data.
This is a stupid question, but what holidays??? Christmas and New Years are over, the next real holiday is in like 3 months?
Mardi Gras and major festivals in the spring
There’s lunar new year, but its more than a stretch to say that’s causing the price of eggs to rise.
Unless it’s saying that the prices have reached 2022 during the holiday season?
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Hehe i just bought 100 of these as 1" stickers
didn’t the current round of bird flu start because Biden refused to implement public health?
It happened because biden illegally pardoned his son hunter biden, who is now going around chicken farms and sneezing on birds.
Damn those dastardly democrats!
Yeah but he’s being driven to those farms by Ben Ghazi
I thought it was the Chinese hacker Lmao
Why is nobody stopping him?!
Because he is a Hunter, not a Hunted
What does “implement public health” entail or mean? Is this a process, best practices, an agency, something else? I’m not really sure what it’s referring to.
Not sure how you could possibly not understand this:
1.) You get a bunch of public health together in a big pile.
2.) And then you implement it.I would suggest step 1b - set up guards around the big pile of public health, so that sick peole can’t steal public health before you can implement it.
A neat trick is to keep some of the public health and put it in a Trap. Then when people come looking for public health they enter the trap and are now forced to pay for private health!
Article full of examples of all the eugenics malarkey he did https://www.thegauntlet.news/p/bidens-usda-never-tried-to-control
Fascinating article. I like how they manage to simultaneously criticize the biden admin for: doing nothing and looking the other way, taking measures that aren’t going far enough and for monitoring interstate livestock transfers, imposing restrictions on sale, mandating culling and advising PPE and testing (like they’re… bad things?). It even cites CDC data on infection rates and then goes on to claim the CDC is sweeping this exact information under the rug.
The Biden admin’s response was reasonable if unexciting, and was predictably opposed at every step by individual farmers and states alike. I’m honestly shocked there’s only been 61 cases so far, what with the right’s general attitude of “I will lick this dying chicken just cuz biden said I shouldnt”.
Fucking hell that article is so openly biased it’s tripping over its own feet in it’s fervor to assign blame to Biden. Look, go check again and see how it uses citations. Tons of them to establish uncontested facts, almost none that support their conclusion. This feels a lot like the ground game to allow trump to blame lefties and Biden for the pandemic all while he’s actively dismantling all our safeguards against it.
Don’t believe me? Here:
Over the last four years, we’ve watched as disease minimizers took the reins of public health, prioritizing corporate profits and day-to-day business activities over human lives.
Yeah, IDK, that description sure as fuck doesn’t seem to describe Drs. Cohen and Walensky or Sec. Vilsac (even though he is a craven pos in many other ways, he sure as fuck isn’t a “disease minimizer”), bidens appointees. So I’m left to wonder… who are they actually talking about? Where are these people biden had been letting sneak in to positions of agricultural or public health power? Because I’m pretty well versed in the subject matter and man, I actually cannot figure out where the fuck they’re getting this from.
Because I’m pretty well versed in the subject matter
Something something you are one of them!
Man I wish, do you know how much better off the world would be if data wonks could get appointed to the Illiuminated Council??
Yeah, but we are mere mortals not enlightend Lizard-Man.
A friend of mine worked on statistics for COVID. Things like infection rate, mortality etc.
And I’m pretty sure he is going to commit a hate Crime if he is ever going to meet a Anti-Vaxer.
Context didn’t seem to matter before. So fuck off with that double standard.
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Surely this will make egg prices go down.
But how will it affect the trout population?
What a fine morning, I wonder how the Americans are do- what the fuck???
I’m just not that “type” of person, so I’m truly holding myself back from saying something about this to my conservative relatives.
Just like when Biden was president, I know for a fact that the price of eggs is not a thing that the president controls, but you would have thought it was based on how conservatives presented things the past 4 years.
All of a sudden my conservative family and friends are either quiet on the topic or they’ve had a revelation that the prices are due to external factors like bird flu / supply & demand and that the current president has little to do with things. Funny how that works.
They voted for the guy that said he’d lower prices. They voted for the guy that they swear “life was better under”.
The difference is, I can afford as many eggs as I want at these prices without even noticing. They can’t.
But didn’t you say it was blahblahs fault and not because of supply and demand, then just keep saying that while laughing at them, it wouldnt effect a normal person but shit like that breaks down maga ppl, you just gotta act like a bully on a playground, keep repeating yourself, dont let them speak, etc. they always break when you use their own tactics agains them insanely fast and kinda sad to see
I’m waiting for “I did that” stickers the next time gas goes up. I’ll be waiting forever.
Bought some for the grocery store lol
Maybe I’ll mark some egg prices… Fully aware he doesn’t control them but also dont care lol
Wait for summer gas… Always more expensive
Buy a ZINK printer and print your own stickers!
I an that kind of person and have cut ties with family for less
God, we’re really right back in the first trump era. Every day bad shit happening and everyone just jokes about it and moves on to the next bad shit happening.
This is already worse and we still have 4 years minus most of 1 month to go.
We’re only 8 days in.
It’s gonna be a long 4 years.
Only 4 years is optimistic.
Only 1,452 more days to go, assuming it stops in 4 years.
99% of us are powerless to do anything about it, so we laugh to keep from crying.
You’re not powerless, but those in power would much prefer if you believe there’s nothing you can do.
Organizing and getting involved on a local level are some of the most powerful things we can do, as it lays the groundwork for creating a new system in the shell of the old.
Here’s a handy guide on how to get started.
Look for your local Food not bombs or mutual aid groups, they’re a great entry point into getting into the world of direct action, where communities attempt to solve problems without waiting and hoping that corrupt and ineffective government to fix it for them.
If you live in a very rural area where you can’t find an existing group to join, I would implore you to try starting one yourself, hopefully with a group of like minded friends if you can.
Building up your community and making genuine connections will pay off in dividends in the coming years, do not underestimate how powerful doing so can be.
Tell me about it. Nearly deep south and the closest DSA that isn’t 3 hours has no way to contact them.
I’m curious what a DSA is? Googling isn’t helping much
Democratic Socialists of America.
Ah OK ty
Don’t you love those friendships where you can go without talking for years and then pick back up right where you left off
Costco had zero eggs today. This never happened under the Biden administration lawl
I started prepping for the next pandemic. Getting my nonoerishable foods stored up
It’s insider trading isn’t it? Now only he and his buddies get the reports and will be betting on egg futures.
Nah, they’re not that bright. Most of these things aren’t planned. They’re just the result of Trump/Elon getting a stupid idea with no one left to tell them no.
I hate how correct this likely is.
I love the future
Gonna use egg prices as an indicator of bird flu risk like I use pizza orders at the Pentagon as DEFCON
Well Trump could go 2/2 on fucking up pandemics, so there’s that…
I wish the People’s CDC was more active
9 million dollars snd you could run a years worth of ads updating people on the price of eggs and bird flu into
