0, the pilots seat, going to do something very funny
3, so I can reach across the aisle (c;) and get some peanuts from Carter and feed them to W like a petting zoo animal.
10 obviously.
Aisle seat and I get to chill with Jackie?
oh good point I like the window seats hi hillary
- And immediately start asking Nixon what he thinks about Kennedy assassination.
(5) Is the violence seat.
Edit: markdown
liI lock myself in the bathroom.
Doesn’t matter “hey everyone I’m an aspiring grindcore vocalist and i need to get my practice in on this entire flight. Most of you are too old to know what I’m talking about but you’ll soon learn.”
That Church scene from the first Kingsman movie but on this plane
I’m not supersticious enough to trust some Kennedy curse on this one. Ima sit in the cockpit. Just to make sure.
- I am beating bush to death
Al Gore is kind of a dweeb, but he seems like the person who would be least obnoxious in that plane. Not that it matters too much, i don’t engage the people around me on long plane flights, noise cancelling headphones and eye mask help.
10 aisle seat
- George Bush JR so I can take a huge dump in my pants and he has to smell it the whole flight. Also that placing puts me in the isle seat meaning I can block him from leaving.
8
Hopefully LBJ gets (very) drunk and tells me stories with way too much gossip and private details. And I’d have a flask with this favorite booze to help the process.
the first part of the flight is me strangling Nixon to death. The second part is talking to Kennedy about how the CIA is going to air his dome.
Pilot and taking that shit down
