• Evilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      16 hours ago

      No it was either shut the game off or destroy my computer; reading a library’s worth in text was not an option. If this game got a movie they’d have to have a narrator talking literally the entire runtime of the movie to relate all that info and then have him keep talking through the credits and like many, many hours after the movie’s done running and everyone left the theater to convey all that, and then the sequel would just be narrator finishing up what he only just got started doing in the first movie.

      EDIT: Like no really, I wanted to step into the game and batter the main character over the head with a bat and start screaming “shut up shut up shut up”; I ain’t playing until they release a ‘took his meds’ version of the game.