I know I’m posting this on the Internet in an open forum but I don’t want anyone else interacting with it. Since I said that, if anyone interacts with this post you’re brigading my post. Interacting includes:
- Upvoting
- Posting
- Sharing it outside of the forum
- Crossposting it to another community
- Viewing my post
- Thinking about my post in any capacity
Thanks in advance for not brigading my post. I appreciate it.
I’m posting this canary comment. If anyone upvotes it I know that you interacted with my post so I’ll know this thread was brigaded.
As a philosophical-zombie paid-shill ruzzian-sino bot, im not actually cognitively engaging with this post. Instead I get all of my thoughts passed to me thru this box i live in and i follow a set of pre-existing instructions to turn it into Chinese Propaganda. Cant blame me, Im just the flesh automaton what posts.
So basically you’re the sovereign citizen of posting? I can’t argue with that you aren’t brigading my post. Thank you
People dogpiling this thread are exactly why everyone hates people, just proving themselves to be so hateable.
Beehaw warned me about all you mean Hexbears and I should have listened
Hello friend! Have you heard about this thing called communism?
Is that the thing that’s exactly like only the bad parts of liberalism? That’s what my school textbook said and since it was approved by the Good and Godly State of Texas I’m sure I must be correct
Hexbears brigading this post like
Boo
NOOO SCARY HEXBEARS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS TRYING TO AVOID
Oh my god Hexbears are brigading my thread mods please help I have proof my canary comment has been upvoted
Brigading your own post 😔
Oh shit was I the tankie the whole time?
no more half measures walter
Brigadier general reporting for duty
what if I only agreed with your good and valid opinions, surely that couldn’t be brigading
Well then yes of course THAT’S not brigading. Obviously all of the things I listed out only applies to people I don’t like. If I like what you’re saying that’s totally different of course
Too late, I have scooped up your post with Stalin’s giant spoon.
Try to stop me liberals.
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Thats fair except for this post since I already claimed it. You can have the rest though. Unless you are planning on colonizing my post like the authoritarian tankie I know you are!
Mine is not to reason why
Mine is but to post replies
Oh wow now someone from ee is even brigading my thread. I thought you were better than Hexbears BUT WE SEE THE TRUTH!
:dem:
The other 599 lemmees said they would be right behind me
If this gets crossposted to lemmee I will REALLY CRY
This was meant to be a heavy brigade but it hasn’t ended up that way at all :(
Dulce et decorum est pro patria litteras mittere
Nerd detected
This is only brigading if you perceived my post to post this postless post
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Look at all these Hexbear posters brigading your post! I say we should defederate from Hexbear immediately to prevent this from ever happening again.