They might need to auction off one of those reptilian skeletons they have in the secret basement.
Bootstraps bitches. Pull em up!
Nawww poor little pedophiles.
Oh, no. Guess they’ll have to sell some of those golden trinkets they have
Just ask god for money? I mean, isn’t it omnisicent and omnipotent?
Those grifters have had a good run for two millenia. As scams go, I’d say it was pretty successful - and still is, sadly.
Pfffft… Yeah right.
But God needs more money! C’mon everybody chip in, he needs his moneeeey!
Good for them, I guess?
"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.”
But, but The eye of a needle was a market with a small gate and if you only had a reasonable load on your camels then they could pass through so it’s actually ok for rich people to exist /s
I was expecting this exact quote. Never fails to put a smile on my face.
Oh, they are opting for “The Big Lie”.
IIRC s friend of theirs coined the expression too!
I’m sure if they switched from molesting kids they could make some money jerking off grown men
Irish Star is as reliable as Alex Jones.
The Catholic Church remains one of the world’s wealthiest organizations.
You can have a high net worth and go through bankruptcy.
Don’t just leave those laying around, something will fi-- aww damnit, too late…
Oh shiiiiiii
This is amazing, it took me a few seconds to realize that is a very tiny violin.
It’s from an election microscope IIRC
Does it give a close look at peoples choices?
Thoughts and prayers.
