It’s not their first time descending into a dictatorship.

400 calories of Saddam

On a golf course putting green.

I was drunk as a skunk.

I climbed the fence and then I took the big ball markers that mark the tee of each hole, and I stabbed the stabby part into a tree until one tree had all the markers stabbed into it.

Then I went to sleep.

Not super proud of that

Those beer pants are ATBGE

Why did I see a tiny, muscular orange man?

Job done:

Don’t talk back to the master

If I’m gonna get a foreign language tattooed on me (and I’m probably not gonna until I’m 80 at least) it’s gonna be some Sumerian cuniform, probably hate mail to Ea Nasir.

I’ll say it then. Good.

Wholistic necromancy

Super low stakes show, it’s so peaceful and fun. Except when Becky is yelling at Andy.

You know what, I didn’t even read the title til you pointed it out

Spawnkill

Just trying to avoid the YouTube censors

Rasputin syndrome

This is just the extended discography of a gothic folk metal band?

They have played us like a fiddle!

2nd picture, the boys are out buying your groceries and doing your laundry for you so you can take a break

Just like my degree

The shoe shopping trips are unbearable