Discussion topics for us cis guys:

  1. It’s not weird that I’ve been wearing the same shirts for the last 15 years
  2. Stop forcing me to do personal hygiene
  3. Nickleback is the best music, hands down
  4. My personality is that I like to play darts at the pub
  5. I don’t need to wipe. My body, my choice.
  6. Apologising for making mistakes - that thing that other people like to do.

I can’t wait to hear what the cis men have to say about these pressing issues.

  • pfft, I have some tshirts that are 20+ years old. I’m gonna toss em and go buy some pre-distressed limited edition streetwear crap from a SoundCloud rapper’s cousin Lil Mike Mike for $70 each? no, sir.

    it’s called already being cool for the last 20+ years, ever heard of it?

    so the neck line is stretched out all to hell? that’s the look for kings like me these days.