• CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      2 days ago

      My right to own a low orbit satellite armed with tungsten rods to be able to kinetically bombard entire area codes was guaranteed by the founding fathers.

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        The founding fathers wanted me to be able to pull out a comically large gun with other large guns and knives attached to it from my regular sized pocket. The founding fathers wanted my opponents eyes to shoot out of their skull and then slam back in terror and by god they wanted my opponents legs to rotate in a circular fashion so rapidly the mortal eye could no longer perceive them