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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agoWhy not just nuke the North Pole from orbit? It’s the only way to really be sure the elves don’t replace Santa with a murderous robot version.
minus-squareMiles O'Brien@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoThey’ll just relocate to Neptune. It’s basically like playing whack-a-mole.
minus-squarePennomi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 day agoBecause that would require an extremely high orbital inclination. The vast majority of weapons packages in space would be angled more like Starlink to cover only habitable areas of the world.
minus-squarerovingnothing29@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoSanta lives on the north pole, sounds habitable to me.
Why not just nuke the North Pole from orbit? It’s the only way to really be sure the elves don’t replace Santa with a murderous robot version.
They’ll just relocate to Neptune. It’s basically like playing whack-a-mole.
Because that would require an extremely high orbital inclination. The vast majority of weapons packages in space would be angled more like Starlink to cover only habitable areas of the world.
Santa lives on the north pole, sounds habitable to me.