I’m pretty sure there is an exception to that rule when it comes to electricity.

What happens if I click “Qanon?”

She literally said “see ya later, boys.”

It’s a machine right…?

What if I got a really big wrench to throw into it? 🤔

I forgot about the programmer duck… Now I am wondering if the Jeep ducks are because a lot of programmers drive Jeeps… 🤔

I wish I appreciated this show more when it was still on the air. I couldn’t even get into it while stoned; and that was when I could still get really fucking stoned because I hadn’t built up a tolerance yet.

That all depends on if they continue to let Mike cook, or if they step in and try to fuck with the recipe.

Punny.

If this became real, it wouldn’t affect me and I’m introverted and near mute in public. I already do this with the “would you like to round up to donate” bullshit. I only have problems saying “no” if it will possibly hurt a person’s feelings; idgaf about the feelings of a business.

When my siblings and I were kids, we would ride laundry baskets down the stairs.

These stairs would be fucking rad to do that with.

I remember when I first got into emulation, I was always annoyed by the crispness of the pixels (as well as the blurry, slightly stretched out methods of SuperEagle and the other filters available), since I was used to actually seeing them on a CRT screen. When whatever I was using at the time (snes9x or zsnes; don’t remember which) added the Scanlines filter, it was exactly what I always wanted.

Gonna end up having GPS telling me to drive into someone’s backyard because Pokemon Go put a Charizard in there.

Playing RimWorld. My map is constantly filled with hazardous gasses or shit from pollution and anamolous activity. So my base is in the mountain.

Colonists get upset they haven’t seen the sky. So they go outside and then get upset that it’s full of hazardous gasses. 😮‍💨 I’m about to lobotomize the lot of 'em!

“How many hot dogs cups of coffee do you eat drink on a daily basis?”

In the 1980’s Perfect Strangers was a TV show.

(And it was funny)

Left: Regular green energy.

Right: Glowing green energy.

Mmm… Bananana…

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After seeing something explaining how common it is to forget what you were doing when passing through a door, even if you’re NT, I just blame doorways for situations like this. It’s not my ADHD; it’s the doors!

I noticed it a while back on my previous phone before it was fully rolled out everywhere and people just said I was imagining it. Half the time, I have to just turn RCS off to get my messages to actually send or to receive.