Finally paying off my student loans by changing my name to Ukraine so that the U.S. government slings a cool billion my way

Know the work rules:

I’m literally a neo-nazi terrorist state looking for blood.

aww you’re sweet!

Please student loan debt forgiveness.

Hello, human resources?!

Dems can’t get the power to forgive all of the student loans but they do this somehow no problem

This is unfair to people like me who worked our asses off to pay back our war loans!

Remember a year or so ago when all the banks in Ukraine changed their loan contracts to state that even if the territory is taken by Russia, the loans still have to be paid back?

Pepperidge Farm remembers

Uncle Smedley proving once again….

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Wipe off their entire external debt, it’s the least you can do, Brandon.

He won’t do that of course, debt is great excuse for gaining even more control of their natural resources.

fucking assholes