Show me your Qs!
So that one time you made me your signature drink, the Falcon Punch, it just tasted like a Long Island iced tea. What was up with that?
Cause it’s long island ice tea. Or racing juice as I call it
You don’t live in space so you don’t know this, but you don’t fucking joke about Q.
Samurai Goroh lost his whole family to Q.
How did you get away with stealing Judge Dredd’s whole bit?
He’s public domain in the future
Faptain Calcon straight up jorkin it
That’s why I wear thick yellow driving gloves. My hands are still silky smooth despite my white knuckle racing career
My question is how is your relationship with Octoman
Captain Falcon stands in solidarity with the Takoran struggle
very cool Mr Falcon
I had to stop talking to Dr. Stewart over this. Hes got some…dreadful views.
I was working on a cool and powerful punch to launch my enemies of a stage so they could explode in a fiery column, only to reappear on a floating platform above me, unharmed.
Any tips on a good name?
Pick an animal that doesn’t have hands and add the word punch.
why are your nipples gold
It’s the style in the future
How do you make electricity explode out of your knee when you bash it into someone’s chest
also if Blood Falcon is your clone and he’s evil, doesn’t that technically make him a failson?
Everyone can do that if they learn how. And despite being evil, Blood Falcon is pretty successful
how tho
He races good, what can I say.
we already have a but it obviously isn"t queering the phobes fast enough. Is it possible to lend your speed and dominance to flaming punch the closet cases working to harm us out of the closet?
I’m a bounty hunter and high speed rwder from the future. The future of space. The falcon punch is a gimmick, smash bros is basically like your pro wrestling.
How do I stop Kirby from edge guarding you in smash 64?
Just ask. Kirby is a nice guy
yes sir what are you a captain OF?
My spaceship
Falcon?
How does it feel to be Smash Bros’s only debut character?
FZero>Smash Bros