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minus-squaresuperduperpirate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20arrow-down1·2 months agoWeapon safety rule number 3 Mr Spock: keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you’re ready to fire. You may be a Vulcan but I will still kick you off my firing range if you don’t unfuck yourself.
minus-squaresolsangraal@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoWERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·2 months agoWeapon safety rule 1 is to have fun
minus-squareSatyrSack@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoWeapon safety rule #2 is DO NOT talk about weapon safety
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoWeapon safety rule #4: Ignore rule #3.
minus-squaresundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI think the Vulcan version of that saying is, “keep your booger hook off the bang switch!”
Weapon safety rule number 3 Mr Spock: keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you’re ready to fire.
You may be a Vulcan but I will still kick you off my firing range if you don’t unfuck yourself.
WERE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?!
Weapon safety rule 1 is to have fun
Weapon safety rule #2 is DO NOT talk about weapon safety
Weapon safety rule #4: Ignore rule #3.
I think the Vulcan version of that saying is, “keep your booger hook off the bang switch!”