for anyone who needs it:

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ok i chortled

and when broke uneducated magas start complaining that the thing they used to get at walmart for $10 is now $25, they’ll be told to blame the mexicans, and that’s exactly what they’ll do

lol why would they care about people spending money voluntarily when they can just take the money? civil forfeiture has already been a problem–do you think that’s going to get better? lol

Then probably the atheists.

atheists are 10000% on the list. get ready to apply (and pay) for your photo ID membership card at a state-approved church, and mandatory volunteer service to “spread the good news” (root out heathens)

btw, if you currently go to a progressive or liberal church that accepts gays, get ready to have your tax exempt status erased

edit: on thinking about this more, i think it’s more likely they’ll just declare evangelism (or whatthefuckever) to be the “official” religion of the united states, and force every church to adopt whatever new doctrine they want, acknowledging that trump is the head of the church, otherwise have all church leadership replaced by people who will capitulate

these articles, though accomplishing nothing, do serve as a distraction to keep everyone from considering the fact that usa is actually a fascist dictatorship now. but yea, let’s keep talking about how yet another trump toady has reversed their position for dear leader. because that’s news

edit: here’s a readworthy thing from 2017

1. They will come to power with a campaign based on fear, scaremongering and distorting the truth. Nevertheless, their victory will be achieved through a democratic electoral process. But beware, as this will be their argument every time you question the legitimacy of their actions. They will claim a mandate from the People to change the system.

2. They will divide and rule. Their strength lies in unity, in one voice and one ideology,

point 2 means no dissent among their ranks. that means anyone who previously criticized trumps junk food will now shovel mcdonalds in their face with glee.

there isn’t much time. everyone should be spending it gaining and spreading useful knowledge

i get tired thinking of all the toxic chemicals in the air, water, food that i’ve been inhaling, drinking, ingesting over 4 decades. and apparently the plastics in my balls

GOP will see to it that she’ll be shutting the fuck up about this and never speaking of it again by tomorrow

religion is a big part of it. how many millions of people only vote for the candidate who promises to criminalize abortion without knowing (or caring about) a single other goddamn thing about the person

they want people to riot over food, so they can justify murdering whole communities with their militarized police

i mean, at this point it’s not even remotely far fetched to assume they’ll just go ahead and make rape 100% legal

the party of “gun control laws only hurt law abiding citizens” insists that bathroom laws are about protecting people and not about deliberately hurting law abiding citizens

same, bro

download it now before they cripple the internet and whatever remaining sliver of a theory of “right to privacy” ceases to exist

as one of those names, i always just say my name is bob

but spelled backwards

all the decent people with the means to do so are going to leave. brain drain extravaganza. welcome to east germany 2.0

psychological manipulation through FOMO, it’s super effective

i’m thankful that i never found any of the other bullshit instatwitbooksnaptoks interesting

fb could start charging $50 per comment/post/login/anything, and people still won’t delete their account

well a major part of the american mindset is that we never ever ever make mistakes, so…

it doesn’t matter how many times you tell them not to click/tap on every goddamn thing that pops up on the screen, and/or call every phone number it tells you to call because “you have a virus!!! CALL THIS NUMBER RIGHT NOWWWWW”

next time you open their device: 99 tabs open, hundreds of notifications, dozens and dozens of new bloatware/spyware/malware/bullshit searchbar apps, etc etc