• ReadFanon [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Norm announces his same-sex relationship with Mike Lindell quietly on Twitter by asking fans to support his partner’s ailing business

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    2 months ago

    It reminds me of how, some time ago, I filled out a Walmart job application that has applicants inspect certain elements of a price tag, and the price used in the example was $14.88.

    I actually have a picture… I was baffled enough to keep record.

  • Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I can’t believe the rubes don’t realize they’re getting fleeced.

    “An unnamed huge retailer just canceled an order”

    Can’t just say that it’s a promo code, gotta make the people feel like they’re special smart people getting inside deals cus they’re connected.

    Like wouldn’t a normal persons reaction to that be “I don’t want some shitty pillows that Walmart canceled an order on” not “yea I got a great deal on literal garbage pillows cus I know a guy by listening to his podcast”

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Step 1: Aestheticize your politics
    Step 2: Pick the most aesthetically repugnant copy of a copy of a copy of something with artistic merit that you can find to represent you
    Step 3: Take all of grampa’s police pension and funnel it into your blackshirt militia of 4 guys and 60 guns.

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    2 months ago

    This is so clumsy and on the nose regarding fascist old people that if I didn’t know otherwise I’d see it as some sort of kelly bit.

    The Drej Queen of the Drej Tank isn’t too familiar with nazi dogwhistles so she may mistake the 14.88 part for firing coordinates, though.