I see his health rapidly declining in the next five years

Punished Leno

all that ass-kissing for nothing lol

Didn’t he get re-elected?

stable biden

I’ll get…uh… the blue meat pleas

First as…first as… damn hows that shit go again?

(monkey’s paw curls) all redditors go to lemmy

American Christmas nostalgia is so kitsch and ugly. It’s like the artwork in a Dead Kennedys album.

a third impeachment should teach him a lesson

I’m sorry

:pit:

failsons of summer

Giving a press conference at Paradise, CA after the huge fires and repeatedly calling the city “Pleasure”.

“Pleasure…wow, what a name”