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minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·5 个月前I wish. I could’ve been a shark or something cool like that. Instead, I have to pay taxes and go to work.
minus-squareJackGreenEarth@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 个月前You would die a painful death as a shark, after being stressed about hunting for food every day. Which may or may not be worse than your human life.
minus-squareedric@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·5 个月前The best answer is always a house cat. You’ll be pampered and fed without even having to show affection to your host.
minus-squarevariants@possumpat.iolinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 个月前but you will live without ever knowing what joy is with your eyebrowless/expressionless face, and will just live with a need to kill or maim any thing you see
minus-squarefossilesque@mander.xyzOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 个月前Nothing will change then, splendid!
minus-squareMadison420@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 个月前Hate to break it but most domestic cats are strays living paw to mouth.
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 个月前Why are you shitting on my dreams
I wish. I could’ve been a shark or something cool like that. Instead, I have to pay taxes and go to work.
You would die a painful death as a shark, after being stressed about hunting for food every day. Which may or may not be worse than your human life.
The best answer is always a house cat. You’ll be pampered and fed without even having to show affection to your host.
but you will live without ever knowing what joy is with your eyebrowless/expressionless face, and will just live with a need to kill or maim any thing you see
Nothing will change then, splendid!
Hate to break it but most domestic cats are strays living paw to mouth.
Why are you shitting on my dreams