• TheSlad@sh.itjust.works
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        3 months ago

        Even if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say “you want mayo?” Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.

      • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3 months ago

        As an ex sandwich artist, now sandwich artiste (I quit and do it at home for myself now):

        I STARTED putting normal amounts of mayo. My owner was 1st Gen Chinese and frugal as fuck so she drove that into us “1 line, half if they ask for light, 2 line if say more” were her exact words

        Sooooooooooo many people said “more. No, more” that we all started defaulting to more when someone asked

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      I call it the exploding mouth of mayonnaise technique.

      Normally they don’t give me nearly enough. Until one time I made it extra special clear that I wanted a bukkake in paper.

      I got what I asked for and reluctantly ate every bit of it over like four days lol. I have a picture somewhere but I’m too lazy to find it.