You would think that, but I’m pretty sure she has never fallen off before. She’s goofy as fuck, but has great balance

Other parent of Bitty here. Sasnak isn’t a fan, but I think the jokes are funny. This might be someone’s first time seeing her and I’m not going to rob them of a little harmless fun

It was watered with a fire hose

I sure hope nobody undercuts your prices

I’ve taken pride in the amount of garlic I’ve managed to accrue for the garlic festival tomorrow. Your pile is looking a bit paltry

trolly problem

That would be you

Be the change you want to see in the world

See you tomorrow!

I’ll give you $20 a pound to take everything you’ve got for the day

What do you want for today’s haul?

If Americans manage to fuck this up

As in, putting Trump in office. Trump dies, and we get stuck with the weird couch fucker

You can tell this tape was made by Satan. It has at least four sides. If that isn’t evil magic I don’t know what is

That’s cool as fuck

M

Goodbye

(I’ve voted in every single election)

How old are you??

I knew that he was ok in the end and this was still a terrifying read. Give that man some extra loving for me

Lmao, she actually loves her sister Luna Bear. She put her in charge of Meowschwitz

Yet you ran to tattle on me like a weird little child

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