• Hexamerous [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    “WE PUT JIMMY IN THE DEEP SEBERIAN THUNDRA!”

    camera boom pans out to bird sperpective

    “HE HAVE EVRYHTING HE NEEDS!”

    pands along compressed meal survival rations, watertank and a stack of theory books

    “IF HE WANT TO SURIVEVE HE*LL NEED TO FIND FULE TO FIGTH OFF THE COLD!”

    shot of tiny little wood stove in the drafty barracks and an axe

    "HE’LL GET $10 FOR EVRY DAY HE SURVIVES!

    holds up ten one-dollar bills for camera while soyfacing

    “IF HE TRIES TO FLEE, THIS SCHOCK COLOR WILL DELIVER 10’000v!”

    jimmy get’s pushed out from a van that quickly drives off

    “THIS IS … THE 100 YEAR GULAG CHALLANGE!”