Hahahahahahahaha what the fuck man

Tossing little pieces of gravel through the fence at the side of the guard’s helmet and going “psst! Hey!” while he tries his best to ignore my requests to be magdumped like

While standing in a perfect row with your coworkers

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I refuse to take seriously motherfuckers who believe in magical amulets of protection. Does it also give me +3 to initiative rolls against goblins?

I can tell things are going great over there by how every piece of news is something like this

America’s response

Possibly treatler but I’m not sure

But it’s a monkey

I continue to never fuck with any of this shit, based on an intuitive understanding that it is of evil, which I cannot fully explain but which has paid off as a judgement

Holy fuck, death to treatlerland, death death death, this all needs to go

I think most county medical authorities accept “hamster” as a cause of death actually

“I can speak to what’s obviously right in front of me, and so can anybody with eyes in their fucking head.”

Oh nice, another Knifepoint head. I usually get really into one story at a time. Right now it’s the one with the captured thing in the mansion

I’ve always thought my personality would be a double edged sword for being a cult leader. I’m a great storyteller, but I also get bored and leave quickly

I am fucking dancing