What, in this economy?

Uhh

No

not being so suicidal you want the world to go out with you

no. theres people i love and care about. if i keep pushing i know theres a good life ahead of me.

In my communist utopia everyone gets their own nuke to combat the power of Stalin’s comically large spoon.

You’re not a real commie unless you want to drop the nuke yourself

Nah, but I want the complete demilitarization and balkanization of the USA.

people tend to think ‘i’ll walk into the mushroom cloud and instantly die’ not linger for weeks/months severely injured, sick, and starving to death, but unless you live very close to a guaranteed target i wouldn’t put money down on instantaneous not-having-to-bother. you’ll actually have way more problems

I’d prefer instant vaporisation due to implosion like the Titan sub.

Just send me down with some ear defenders, sleeping pills, and a good book and I’ll never experience the moment I get switched off.

Id take one for the team

whatever it takes to kill me

I prefer Calvin’s tact displayed here.

I would much prefer to be launched into a black hole. On my right side, because I’m a side sleeper, plus then I can look out along the accretion disk and watch billions of years pass by before I get spaghettified and sucked into the mind of God.