• SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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      Same, except that I’m up at 5, out the door by 6. You’d think I’d learn to smash that first cup at 5.10-5.15 and poop before I go…but who’s the idiot slamming a cup on the way out the door and hustling from the bus to site every day? That’s right, it’s me…

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    For some reason the phrase “the poop in my butt” cracks me up. Just the mere concept of faeces being in the buttocks and not the intestines is really funny.

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    When I was in college, I worked across the street for a Starbucks. I used to always go there for a cup of coffee, take a few sips, and go to my desk. Every day at exactly 9:30 I had to take a shit. Like clockwork.

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      1 year ago

      The coffeine and chlorogenic acids (also found in eggplants, peaches and plums) in coffee stimulate the bowels which then can lead to bowel movement for some people.