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As you cut into the engorged bean, it bursts and thousands of baby spiders flood out. The first thing they see is your face, and they imprint. You are now a spider mom
Awww
My brood…
I’m gonna eat it
BEEEG BEANIS
Travelled all the way to London to see this and it’s even more impressive in person
Based
Is this a Full English?
This looks like something else and I’m not gonna eat it
Beanis juice
There is only one bean. No beanis.
But it is a bean. Bean is. Beanis.
I bean therefore I is
An unholy combination of Heinz baked beans and Weetabix cereal
This elicited a visceral response from me
The natural enemy of me, who is just a smol bean
I wanted some of these britbeans but they’re $4.99 in the middle of America. Fuck that
my dick looks like that