Anything to not actually report on the news.

Maybe they found out that there’s an actress named Summer Glau and panicked

Yeah? Now I’m going to identify as someone who wants them to shut the fuck up.

Oh wait, that’s just being a Democrat.

I am the summer of your discontent Made glorious autumn by this son of Fox; And all the genders that lour’d upon your house In the shallow waters of television dissolved.

They’re not wrong, i’m currently in my season 3 and it’s all downhill from here.