I’m a proud owner of several “It worked on my machine before I went to bed last night” awards.

Honestly, one bathroom for all is the way to go - but make sure there are still a few urinals in there.

What even is maintenance?

I am a senior data architect and infrastructure programmer. I build the tools and design the data persistence that folks at my company use to build solutions for clients.

The W isn’t silent, it has a decoy hiding it. The real W is after the o.

To be fair to the founding fathers the Supreme Court isn’t reverting to 1700s interpretations. It’s an activist court that is cherry picking the most conservative laws from our history and throwing in batshit insane things that go beyond even the limits of the founding fathers.

The founding fathers were pieces of shit in a number of ways but the fuckers we have now are worse.

Damn, I was really rooting for either Doctor Rockso (the rock and roll clown) or Dr. Suess.

Just fucking do it - it either works out or it doesn’t but if it doesn’t work out it’s no loss to you because it was never going to work out.

It abused dark ux patterns to an extreme as well as engaging in a lot of psychological abuse to extort money from users.

Fair enough - replace Dorsey with “current owners”.

The issue with Twitter and Blue Sky is that they’re privately owned and can fuck over users however they want.

He’s going to try and be president for life regardless… and if he can’t do it personally then he’ll push in President Baron Trump or Don Jr. Trump or even, hilariously enough, Ivanka Trump.

Delaying the sentencing is the only way to keep the trial alive.

In ten years when Jack Dorsey bankrupts yet another business or just wants a payday, Elon Musk can also buy it.

They’re still scum of the earth for fortnite but I can appreciate this action.

An excellent idea.

It’ll avoid Trump using his office to dodge the actual consequences… it sucks that justice would be delayed but it’s the best option at this point.

Leak it for justice. The information should be public in a just society.

Vote or accept the outcomes. People who had the right to vote and refused to exercise that right are just as responsible for the outcome as everyone else.

Fill your life with things that enrich it - not things that bring you misery. If you think your mom is bringing misery into your life then cut off communication until something changes.

It fucking sucks to have a family that doesn’t enrich your life but there is no reason to cling to misery.

We don’t use metric here - it’s three teamoochies to a tablemooch and then the perfectly rational 16 tablemoochies to the cuppamooch.

It’s certainly up there - LA and TX have a lot of shipping capacity:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ports_in_the_United_States

True, I apologize to literal shit.