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Cake day: August 3rd, 2023

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  • It’s just insane. Every single chance they have to escape they opt out. Even at the end, instead of telling your daughter to stand by where she can be seen and protected, you just say “fuck it go over there, we’ll figure it out”

    AND EVEN THEN, she’s held hostage because let’s face it, we’re just a bad decision flow chart personified, and even though you just hit the most evil person you’ll ever encounter with ketamine, you still don’t have the balls to kill him.

    The only thing that could have made this movie better was the whole family actually being hit by a semi during their escape so that way they can never make a decision again.

    Another way to say that is, save us from your own writing.





  • If I have to shit, and the men’s room is taking too long, I’m going to go shit in the women’s room, idgaf. I’m not messy, but I will be shittin’ regardless of consequence.

    If I encounter a woman actually in there while I’m running in, I just say I’m sorry, this could not have been stopped, rush into a stall, and it’s never an issue. Who the fuck is making this an issue?

    Another anecdote, I’ve been in bars where I’ve been a little too drunk, wandered into the women’s, gotten to the wash my hands phase, and then been confronted by a woman also washing her hands and every single time (only like 2-3 times) they’ve always just laughed with me, I’ve apologized, and we both went about our business.

    Third anecdote, I’ve worked in many places and had to clean both women’s and men’s bathrooms, gals, y’all are fuckin reckless in there, I don’t even see why people would want to use those bathrooms. Men’s bathrooms aren’t spotless and perfect or anything, but I’ve seen some tragedies in women’s bathrooms.