Turnip boy commits tax evasion.

That doesn’t say much, shoplifting is super common.

Weird, my cats never look in mirrors. They look everywhere but in the mirror.

John
(long pause)
Doe

So horrible. In the 15 years I’ve had cats, I always, ALWAYS check. Better to check a thousand times without need, than to live with that regret.

God, I knew someone who accidentally killed a kitten this way, and the guilt really ruined their mental health.

“RAGING FEMINIST” (apparently)

aAaAAh the French!

Loch Ness monster.

And the Hitler beetle.
[edit] Here is the eyeless Hitler beetle.

Clothing?? Why would he wear only one piece of clothing, barely covering his frog body, in the same color as his skin?

Glad I’m not the only one 🦉

I’d like to visit this owl in his cosy little house. But when I shrink myself down, he’ll eat me.

This is the same reason why I don’t like staying in hotels. Makes me feel like nothing, dehumanized.

Avril Cravign

Is this some kind of jab about the Dutch?

Phuket, I’m leaving.

Ugh the war on drugs is so stupid.

Wow, that’s uncomfortable.

And if it’s a boy?