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How could the Democrats let this happen?

The Repedocan party strikes again.

I started exercising regularly when I had kids so I can hopefully avoid dropping dead before they’re grown.

Spout nonsense with enough confidence and you can wield unimaginable power. Am I talking about LLMs or president poopy pants?

I did it and it never occurred to me to even ask what other people thought about it. It was a benefit available to me, so I took advantage of it. If your coworkers said that real men don’t care about their teeth, would it stop you from going to the dentist? Coworkers come and go but family is for life.

Dishonorable people can’t recognize honor as a virtue.

Look orange to me. Orange is light brown.

These dipshits literally announced they were crashing the economy during the campaign and not a single one of there brainfree voters gave a shit.

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/elon-musk-agrees-trump-win-economic-crash-1235146307/

“Stand With Tesla.” Musk reposted it to his massive audience, but the sentiment didn’t prevent him from losing $23 billion the following day.

I think he needs to do something bold to silence all the haters. He needs to ride that next Starship launch personally. He should bring his pet president along too. Safety regulations be damned! It’s time for action.

Every time I see the words Secretary of State Marco Rubio I almost do a spit take.

Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel

Mine was in the Athens/Acropolis area.

In former Soviet Russia, gift gets you!

I bet they have terrible WiFi.

Haha. I agree with Doug Ford. That’s some shit I never thought I’d think.

That whole geography thing only works if we remain united. That’s no longer a given in my book.

Super surprised to see Publix leading this list.

Thought he was a cerebus for a second.

I literally just stopped in a parking lot to point and laugh at a cyber truck. I tried to get my son to join me but he just thinks I’m old man angry at cloud.