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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • To add on, at my work we started getting yubikeys for the people who didnt want Microsoft’s authenticator on their phone and found they still need to download the mfa to set up the yubikey in the first place. So its not a perfect solution if you dont want the authenticator to touch your phone at all.

    I can also confirm that the help desk members who are not enlightened about Microsoft will ridicule you for not wanting the MFA even if its reasonable to not want Microsoft on your phone. As much as we think all techs are Linux nerds, I have the opposite at my work. Some of the higher up techs are constantly trying to get people to switch to windows 11…





  • Alright I’m gonna be the dude who replies to myself but I did some research and these prices are probably real. What’s crazy is they appear to be significantly lower than last years prices. Another important thing is that the formal menus mention the dishes being sized to serve 4 people. That makes it slightly more okay but also still ridiculous. This has to be inside the paddock or VIP areas though as I dont think they would even offer caviar to the peasants in the general admission.




  • R/ambien used to have some of my favorite posts of all time. There is one where a guy recorded himself staying up on his (legally prescribed) ambien with a go pro. Nothing too crazy happens but seeing his cognition decline and him just become a top tier lol so random bot was hilarious. He kept getting angry at all the statutes and cardboard cutouts in his house because he thought they were moving haha


  • Ngl this article hit a lot of sore spots for me. I feel that it is kind of silly to claim that all music is trending in this direction when the article only considers the top 100. Additionally repeated lyrics and a song being repetitive are not the same thing. Using lyrics as the sole metric completely ignores the timbre, rhythm, dynamic, and expression of each repetition. Also where does instrumental music fall into this? Surely its the most repetitive because there’s no words at all right!? Same problem with the part about melodic diversity where it only looks at the macro structure of a song rather than that in addition to the content in the actual melodies of the music.

    The biggest issue though is that the whole conclusion of the article breaks down if you look below the absolute surface level. Modern music has become so spread and diverse that the only expectation left to be subverted is the expectation of subversion itself. The top 100 has trended in a way that indicates commodifcation as the music industry tries to squeeze out pennies, but because of that the target demographic of popular music has been reduced to young people that haven’t had a musical awakening yet, or people who dont actually really like music as more than set dressing. So of course everything is being homogenized, their target audience has become more narrow and they have more data than ever in how to target their slice. Anyone who seeks novelty jumped ship years ago and is now listening to some niche genre musician who makes exactly the brand of music they want or is drinking deep of the craziness that modern music can hold.

    I think people still expect the top 100 to represent the most innovative or best songs at any given time, but anyone who understands music knows that the top 100 is where new ideas in music become old by way of being made commercially viable. Because of this popular music actually experiences a lot of flux over time but more on a macro level than a micro one. While songs might sound similar to each other while on the chart together, how different do they sound to their contemporaries from 5-10 years ago? IMO pretty different.

    Also I would love it if tech bros would stop trying to boil the content of art into data points with algorithms. I have a bachelors in math so I love me a good algorithm, but the cumulative effect of a piece of art often creates something greater than the individual parts. Isolating individual parts of a song and comparing that to the isolated parts of other songs only serves to further commodify music and incentivize the very behavior this article seems to be against. Not everything can meaningfully be turned into data to extrapolate trends from, especially when you need to set the kind of arbitrary restrictions that are necessary to try and apply math to analyze the content of music.

    The most interesting part of this article is the paragraph on ticket sales. But this also suffers from the fact that big artists perform more often and at bigger and more expensive venues, so of course they sell more tickets. I would expand on this personally. If i wanted a truer mapping of the homogeneity of music, I would analyze the diversity of genres represented at performing venues over time. I suspect that at dedicated music venues and festivals, the genres being performed have diversified over time as the internet has allowed niche genres to gain enough traction that venues will actually open their doors to them. Anecdotally I have been to an ambient show, a middle eastern chamber jazz show, a punk show, an rnb show, and a jazz mixed with drum and bass clown show in the last six months. All of them were packed and all of them sounded wildly different.

    This article almost has a point to it, but fails to actually justify the point to people who have a clue about modern music. It also makes no attempt to explore the opposite position to its own point and plainly assumes its hypothesis is true. As it is this article reads as nothing more than another drop of fuel in the narrative that our culture is homogenizing and degenerating rather than being reified by the internet allowing niches to thrive in ways that aren’t visible to surface level analysis.








  • While animals can hear different frequencies, the researchers talked about editing the audio for volume and such. I would assume these scientists, who are already concerned about the audio content/volume, would think about that. All they would need to do is take the clips, put them a spectral analyzer and eliminate any frequencies outside of the range of frequencies the animal making the sound could make. So it would be rather trivial for them to do. Youre also assuming the speakers could reproduce that static but if they’re tuned for human hearing ranges and not really cheap speakers then the chance of some elephant scaring static is low.


  • Wow you definitely aren’t american as I’m scratching my head to even figure out what you mean by some of these. The average grill in america is a standalone outdoor cooking station with a metal grate used as the cooking surface. They are also found in restaurants but usually they are in a bit of a different form that what the average American thinks of as a grill. the grates give the characteristic lines of grilled food that many seek. A griddle is a grill where the grate has been replaced by a flat piece of metal, often used for small or runny foods that would fall between the grates of a regular grill.

    We also dont typically have standalone broilers. Most american ovens have a broil option where the top heating element becomes very hot and can be used to brown the food.

    The main difference between grilling and broiling, in my american eyes, is how they are used. Grilling is a technique for cooking food from start to finish. Broiling is a technique used at the end of cooking something to brown it or something to that effect. I wouldn’t use the broiler in my oven to cook a whole meal, and I wouldn’t turn on the grill or griddle just to brown something.

    In my eyes saute is when you use only enough oil to keep something from sticking or burning, while frying is when you use enough oil that it starts to really add to the flavor of what you’re cooking.

    I think the worst thing Americans have done is the air fryer though. Its just a fucking tiny convection oven, there’s no frying going on at all. They just know us fat Americans are conditioned to salivate when we hear the word fry and cower in terror from big science words like ‘convection’ lol




  • Its not surprising. I used to work at one of these places and they would laugh at any viable alternative acting like it would never have a chance. They also were well aware of the fact that some of their distributors illegally kill the returned horshoe crabs and turn them into fertilizer. So any claims that they’re not hurting the horshoe crabs are bullshit. They’ve just offloaded the hurt to contractors who are 50/50 on actually trying to protect the crabs and just using them as bait. Even if they didn’t do that, I’ve always been suspect that the crabs do great in the wild after losing 60% of their blood.