I’m not about to provide you with masturbation material.

Women. Queer people. Non-white people. Hell, even white straight cis evangelical Christian rich men who die from being sick.

There will be so much death.

It will be unending.

We may yet manage as a country, but the millions that die from this election won’t get to see it.

We have this in every country. In America it’s called the American Medical Association. It’s been invented already. There’s even specific subgroups and organizations of doctors and such that advocate for people who have particular problems and troubles, like the Multiple Sclerosis Research Society, the World Professional Association for Transgender Health, and the American Stroke Organization. These things exist and they help people.

But you think I’m an AI, don’tcha? I’m not even snidely insulting you in this one. I’m trying to help in good faith.

Then again, you’re not here in good faith, so what can I do?

(The answer is to keep this here in case anyone is reading in good faith, and they can benefit from this comment. Guess I’m not really writing about you at all.)

Nope. Arms, legs, and disappointment. Sorry bud, I’m real, and I’m shaking my head at you through the internet.

I also know you’re real cause I know people like you in real life. I’m disappointed in them too.

Look, all I’m asking is that you fuckin’ start respecting women. All women. Even the women you don’t think are women (which are still women.)

You’re still alive, so you can still change. Be better than this.

Alright, you can’t take a compliment. Maybe no one has given you a compliment before me?

I like your name.

No wonder people think you’re insufferable, when you act like this to some chick who just likes your name.

I’d say go get laid, but you like to fight, so maybe go box someone? Get that anger out?

Hey, chum, I’m just trying to be uplifting, you wanna come at me with fights, I’m trying to give you a compliment. No wonder you’re not getting laid if you try to fight every woman who says something nice about you.

Hey, I just like how you picked out your name. It’s a compliment. Why do you gotta be so toxic about yourself? Is it the brain full of hatred? I bet it’s the brain full of hatred.

Best of luck with *gestures at everything*.

Consider possibly not making trans peoples’ lives harder, yeah? Don’t contribute to that.

Estradiol is fucking magical.

Hi, I’m a trans woman and I just wanna say that the name you chose for yourself suits you really well well!

I’ll take the middle third of the Winnebago, just carve it out and drop it on Nick Fuentes’ lawn, thanks.

You do good work and we’re glad to have you. If no one’s being a stickler about quality, then the data decay would just get worse.

I appreciate you.

Not to be pedantic, but you’re off by 20 years.

You know full well this is bullshit advice. I can’t murder someone and most people can’t do it, let alone flee and evade a militarized force with an ungodly budget.

“Pick a number, any number.”

“Four!”

“It’s between one and three, not including one or three.”

“M!”

“Yes, the number I was thinking of was the letter M.”

Oh shit, it’s me, I’m bitches.

Until some bastard up on Denali shot a football through it, just so humanity would feel loss for the first time in 15,000 years.

They grieved over a bulb cause they hadn’t lost anything else.

MOTHERFUCKER, YOU ARE A GIRL GODDAMN IT

Oregon is the best.