Eeeh, considering it’s followed by a warning not to feed the mealworms to farm animals, my bet is on “not for human consumption”

But what the crow wants to know is, are you taking avian sex as payment?

It’s brutal, isn’t it? 7 minutes of pure distilled existential terror

What about french press?

Gaston Lagaffe! Woof, what a shot of nostalgia. Don’t think I’ve seen one of those strips since high school

Cartoon GI Joe or live action GI Joe? I’m inclined to cut cartoons in general a lot of slack in terms of physics abuse

Preach. Not to brag or anything, but I have cards for 3 different library networks. One at a time ladies

Which model, out of curiosity? (Kona EV here, mostly physical controls)

Spring break, I believe in you

I’ve never seen a single one of the FF movies and I still know this line

I’d say Poilievre is a 80% match, Maxime Bernier is 95%

I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE

Some English brats got there 40 years earlier: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cottingley_Fairies

Everyone’s ragging on the Christmas retail ambience songs, but at least you can mitigate the risks of hearing those ones by staying the fuck out of shopping malls. My top three:

• Cotton Eye Joe
• Whatever that song is that’s basically just “tonight’s gonna be a good night” over and over
• Danza Kuduro

The Big Lebowski

The strobe light problem might also be caused by putting a LED that’s not dimmer-compatible on a dimmer switch

I expect he’s going to say he didn’t mean that he fabricated the story, but instead meant that he “created the story” in the sense of bringing it to the media’s attention

You can get that good, scurvy-busting vitamin C from meat just fine, all you have to do is eat it raw

Motherfucker put a trigger warning on that shit

Hang on, am I reading that correctly? You had nightmares for 7 years?