Single moms in your area.

What about editing Windows registry? What does that rank? Hkey local machine?

They didnt mean ramen noodles

What about belching up sausage gas? Do you think she’ll like that hobby?

No amount of desirable hobbies will ever make up for ugly. If you’re handsome then your hobbies are considered cute and they are markers of your creativity. If you are ugly then those same hobbies are evidence that you are a dweeb, goober, dork, or weird.

It’s the Scent of a Woodman

I stopped making peanut butter and jelly sandwiches because I lost the recipe.

Right below collecting insects.

No, reading comic books doesn’t count . Neither does heating up cold pizza. Nor doodling 3d transparent cubes

Farting on cats was 28th.

It was 17th on the list and didn’t make the cut. Was right below picking boogers and wiping them on the wall.

The forgot live dungeons and dragons role playing, and metal detecting. You do those?

Guess who’s fault it will be when the price of strawberries goes up.

NUKE AWAY NORMAN

You mean that?

Mr Fuji and Mr Siaito

They plan to set up a genital inspection booth in front of the restrooms where a eunuch will examine all persons wishing to use the restroom.

According to conservatives, yes.

Good idea Mr. Taint

You know what the national emblem of this country should be? A big bowl of macaroni and cheese.