I used to feel this way but then a friend and I decided to get really stoned and watched one MST3K-style and made crude and snarky comments through most of it and we had fun. It works best if it’s a movie with a recognizable actor, our first one had Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and your friend(s) are quick-witted and have little to no moral compass.

The Razor’s Edge (1984)

You can’t leave us hanging, what’s 1st place on your list?

She’s cute so they will back her and continue to vote for her. Florida GOP has figured this out and flexing hard. Run a cute vapid cunt and you’re good.

The mental gymnastics these people are capable of are depressingly impressive.

Also, fuck you too Megyn.

Megyn Kelly is nasty ~ Donald Trump

Megyn has that short term GOP memory. These people have no soul.

He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

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No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I’m not a woman and can’t gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children’s hospital is a full pussy move.

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You’ll use much less TP and not need “flushable” wipes that still clog your main sewage line

To go?

“She led Cricket to a gravel pit and killed her”

So the unruly dog followed her to its death… That doesn’t sound very unruly.

A Walk in the Woods by Bill Bryson and Sailing Alone Around the World by Joshua Slocum

Chump change for a genius billionaire.

Take my upvote you magnificent bastard.

I poop in metric so this doesn’t apply to me.

I live in Japan and you can flush a pair of work boots down these toilets.