Why is anyone considering staying on X?

You’re just pretending you didn’t see cavitation peening?

Deep down, I knew something was off about that face-eating leopard I adopted.

They could have done their jobs for the last four years and they wouldn’t have to worry about losing it to that fivehead.

I always make the banana bread.

Most people I know start at 2010.

Let me show you my surprised face. 😐

That window is effectively closed.

“The house I built out of shit smells like shit and it’s disgusting what they did to me.”

My Shakespeare teacher in college called it a concordance when we studied Macbeth. There was a full concordance and then concordances for each speaking part. Pretty fascinating stuff.

My friend had one of these. He lived lakeside. I was jealous.

You mean like…uh…defying historical precedent.

“defy history”

To be fair, regular journalists don’t understand journalism anymore, either.

Well, buttflapper…

Capitalism filters sociopaths to the top. It’s a feature, not a bug. It has always been this way. Read about Henry Ford and JD Rockefeller, John Kellog. The list goes on.

Did CNN let Tapper have his spine back?

Sounds more like a MAGA. Bots are smarter.

The levels of irony here are off the fucking charts.

I’ve noticed an uptick in right-wing trolling lately.

I keep coming back for RLCraft because there is something broken inside of me. Each new version gets more difficult for no reason other than Shivaxi thinks it’s funny. Becoming OP in RLCraft is incredibly satisfying.