🎶 this is the soup that never ends

It just goes on and on my friends ….

If you do… leave your real phone at home.

At first I was going to ask if you were okay.

But then I got to the dogs and realized that I’d like to sign up to your newsletter.

Don’t threaten me with a good time…

“Consider” — that word is doing quite a bit of heavy lifting here

http://archive.today/yaDNd

Archive link

I’m so stealing that—

you drive a truck into the bank to steal what’s inside, not to manage it

Get in line behind Elon

He moved the Embassy to Jerusalem. WTF did you think would happen???

The evangelical community NEEDS!!! Israel to exist because they want Armageddon. — no really.

Yeah. You knew what he was when you picked him up.

Great time to strike; just before the Vegas Formula 1 race

Solid way to pressure the hotels

Well, this here is the best I can do…

Wow it would be so weird if the Mormon Elders showed up. And then the JWs and then a bunch of magazines….

Morons….

Yes but my cousin’s friend’s daughter once prayed about it and it was true… so like , er, CHECKING MATE… er ? Right?

“… or my name isn’t Karen!”

I thank you

I really need to rewatch AEon flux and the Maxx

…good memories

Yep. Me too. Looking to reconfigure my home storage setup

Several Irish monks had that idea but found quill and vellum much more practical

Calm down there Satan

We’ve had one pandemic, but what about second pandemic?