Hah your mom has a cool boyfriend.

Legend says if your are the chosen one that he’ll rise from the water and bless you with a holy pipe wrench.

Has science gone too far?

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!??!?

Impossible

IMDB ratings are meaningless. I base this on the fact that firefly isn’t rated 10/10.

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Waaaaaaade start the reactor.

Nah, he fucked.

I would like to know more… For a friend.

The dead give away was that they had CDs of “The Sims” PC game placed around.

Well they sure don’t call themselves the grateful alive. Also sorry

It also could not ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

Does this guy happen to have a pool and a riding lawn mower?

My flight sim would say otherwise if it had a mouth. Also if it had a mouth… Uhhhhh… It might be another kind of sim…

But is there still enough krill for the blue whales?

It’s not the hang loose emoji, it’s the fancy tea party emoji!

So like office space but military. That sounds super fun.

“works” at drive thru