lmao, I guess it’s time for bean dot is

The USAID cuts finally hit Hexbear

My gamer conspiracy theory is that Microsoft pushes devs of Game Pass games to do these premium editions with 5-day early access and no working anti-piracy measures, to get the gamers to buy Game Pass but pirate the game so M$ gets to keep the money.

The simplest solution is that you are allowed to date inside the party, but you are not allowed to break up

They changed the charge blade and I keep accidentally putting the electricity juice straight into the shield instead of the axe, so the game is trash now

If your homebrew TTRPG has separate wisdom and intelligence attributes you are a liberal

It’s the Silver Legion!

Don’t know about the bridge but in just about two and a half months they are going to overtake the mass of the Earth

Just got thrown out of church for calling Jesus’s tomb a goon cave :(

That’s a common trick, they give you the statue for free, and then when you realize your garden looks silly with just an Engels they charge you out the ass for a Marx

Since the new Monster Hunter lets you choose if the cats speak your language or just meow, they should go all the way with it and give me the option to have the cats speak Italian

Hey boss I’m supposed to animate this pokemon move, disable, but it’s not really clear what it’s supposed to be. What should I do?

I’m tall and skinny enough that I can consistently get pretty nice pants for 50-60 % off when internet clothing stores are trying to get rid of their last sizes, I don’t know if that would also work for short sizes. Oh but if only I was just 2 inches thinner and somehow also 4 inches taller, I would be feasting. If someone here is an alien looking for jeans for their human suit, you could get them like 70-80 % off.

Extremely relatable, I have forgotten names much simpler than Jughashvili

c’mon, collapse

There is a new viral trend among teenagers, they call it “Falling Down Stairs”. Could your child be in danger?

They genuinely do not seem to get why people would care about food prices, actual ‘let them eat cake’ type shit

I just learned that same thing but about baby humans!

A guy who argues that the root cause of school shootings is circumcision

I’m not a big fan of being an emergent phenomenon either tbh