This thread is hilarious, but just in case someone really needs to hear it: don’t keep your cum in a jar.
The jar is a reference to an old legendary reddit grosspost
Also, the fun in eating cum is more a heat of the moment thing than something you save for later
It sucks that you didn’t get a proper sex education, but it’s not too late to learn. No need to be embarrassed to ask questions, we won’t judge (and if someone does judge it’s just a random internet asshole that you’ll never meet)
And when you get a partner USE A CONDOM