s t o c k I n g s 🥵

god this is so hot

positive humor can be a big winner. of course, being easy on the eyes helps a ton

well shit, guess I’m cooked :/

jk, sort of. how can I develop better positive humor?

ehhhh it’s stretching the definition of it, but who cares, I’d rather stretch you out. you’re gorgeous with an excellent peach

That’s fair. What kind of porn are you looking for? Short and to the point so you can get your fix? Long form to enjoy a story with sex in it? Music videos to beat your shmeat to? 2d, 3d, live action?

Wait you fap to pictures of your friends? Do they know about and consent to this??

god damn your back must hurt from carrying those. need a massage?

noodle dude keeps a website of his pmvs, they’re pretty good.

noodledude.io

There are also plenty of discords specifically for sharing porn as well.

Madison square garden?

Ooh, sounds hot. Do you get a lot of stares or looks when you flash in public?

was it necessary to post it six times??

Truth: What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?

Dare: Fill all your holes with dildos. Mouth ass and pussy

10/10, love the legs

it is not ok you fucking dumbass, you let your wife abuse/manipulate you into letting her fuck another man, then beat your meat to a picture of her getting dicked down with the caption that she wants a divorce. like do you understand how absolutely cooked you are?

fuck man i came here to beat my dick and this is the first post, I’m not even horny anymore, this is just that sad.

you need to get your shit together. stop letting her walk all over you; having a relationship is not worth sacrificing your mental health over. ffs take the divorce, hope you don’t lose everything in the proceedings, and cut her completely out of your life.

genuine question, whered you get that shirt? and what kind of shirt is it?

Holy smokes you’re hot

Not feedback or anything but a random question

What advice you got for someone who may or may not be interested in posting OC but is nervous about it?

i wouldn’t worry too much about it being symmetrical, skin and flesh are pliable so from one angle/position it could be perfect, and in another it could be off.

also it doesn’t matter anyways it looks really cute regardless. I like it a lot

omg soo cute!

dude wtf